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Off The Path: Vaxx Repping Caps

We were bumping the new Papoose song the other night. In some of his promo shots, Pap is wearing a Pittsburgh Pirates cap featuring the big ‘P’. He’s obviously repping for his name. Like when Ice-T wore a ‘T’ (Texas) cap on his Midnight Marauders cover shot, wearing gear to subliminally represent something else is not new whatsoever. If you grew up in an area where street gangs were active, or know about old northeast sports fan beefs, you know all about hat-as-identification type styling. If you know about love and respect in the twenty-twenties, our ‘gang’ idea is very peaceful. Violence offers abhorrence, vaccines offer hope. Far from gangly, start thinking spangly.

Screenshot from the album cover “Midnight Marauders” by A Tribe Called Quest (1993)

Now that vaccines in America for COVID-19 are all over the place, (we’re getting #2 of Pfizer next week) we were thinking of creative ways to creatively ‘rep’ being vaxxed. As our society emerges from lockdown, there’s all manner of debate on how to brandish proof that one has received a vaccination for participation in recreational and social situations. We’re not saying wearing a cap with a ‘V’ on it is substitute for official documentation, but (have some fun with us) we picked out a few caps that we think a stylish pro-science head like YOU could pull off if you rocked it right. #VaxxGang represent.

Villanova Wildcats is a no-brainer. Crafty cats could even put an “axxed” after the “V” on it and take it to another level.

This Vanderbilt University cap could work. When you walk into your first party post-vaxx, you might feel like a star wearing this one just so.

Victory Brewing straight out of Downingtown, PA (love their Prima Pilsner). Subliminally, we like how this reps ‘victory’, even if it’s a personal one for you just getting through all this covidy crud with your head still attached.

Minor League Baseball has a few Vs. We might let you in the fun-gang with this Visalia Rawhide cap.

Good tune right? We know there are other V-caps out there. At us on twitter if you know some good ones we missed. We hope you are well. Things will never be the same again becasue of COVID, but we’re thankful to all the scientists and health workers that made this vaccination rollout happen. Think about it: Things were never normal anyway!

Radnom pin my bro got when he received his vaccination in Massachusetts. Brand: Penzeys

Off The Path is where we feature some non-footwear wearbles. Peace.

Editor’s note. I had such a problem getting the original cover image onto this post I gave up and used this still from the original “V” TV miniseries.

Off The Path: Hat Jack Hat Stretcher

The Hat Jack Hat Stretcher by Killer Incorporated is made in the USA out of wood and metal, and is exactly what I needed to expand some fitted New Era 59FIFTY caps back to wearable size.

The Hat Jack Hat Stretcher
The Hat Jack Hat Stretcher

“Headache Relief For Hat People”

The Jack comes in three sizes, and will set you back around 15 bucks. I used it to stretch, but like shoe-trees for kicks, it is an excellent device to leave inserted while storing hats between wears to absorb moisture and prevent shrinkage.

HatJackInstructions

Get the appropriate size, stick it in your tight hat and hand-crank until it feels like it may rip.  Get a teapot or pan with water boiling in the kitchen until some visible steam is produced 

New Era 59/50 getting stretched
New Era 59/50 getting stretched

With this wool baseball cap, I held each side over the steam a little bit then used a wrench to carefully expand until I sensed the threads might pop. I let it sit overnight, and cranked it a little more in the morning.

Careful not to tip it money
Careful not to rip it money

No more torture on thy forehead; I knew there had to be a tight-hat solution and a Hat Jack was the answer. Whether you rock Stetsons, Yankee-fitteds, straw hats or mack-daddy felts, the Hat Jack is an excellent piece of hardware at a great price.

Popdiatry occasionally writes about non-shoe gear in this feature called “Off The Path”.